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Auteur: Wesley van Laar
Tijd: 5/10 minuten

RUNNING DOWNHILL

Episode XXIIX
Goes to the Movies

Somewhere in a galaxy not so far far away
In a time not so long ago
There’s a period for civil war, but not here.. but somewhere else
Here it’s just a bit quiet yes..
It’s a period of good music (some bad, but in this hall good)
There are three boys who are eagerly waiting to come on stage
One who wants to shred, play riffs, jump up and down, sing, run around stage, make sure he plays the chords well.
He’s the guitarguy

No not the one from Jeff Dunham (dot com)
No not his son

Then there is one who wants to shred but on 5 snares, wants to play col riffs, jump up and down the stage, sing
He’s the bouncing bassplayer
And there’s one other…

He’s a drummer
In a place no one knows, and yet they do
Someone is rambling on with a text that scrolls up very cool. You like it huh? You know you do, I know I do. It’s like the text is floating in space and everyone is eagerly wanting to read it. The one in the front, someone there in the back and at the bar. Then the people behind the stage want to read it, but they can’t ’cause they don’t see the screen do they? Or are they already standing in the audience? Than they have to bugger off because they have to come on stage any minute now. You know the weather outside is pretty good eh? It’s a bit warm, but not to warm so that you are fried.. like fried chicken or french fries which are fried. It’s just as warm that you can walk outside and feel hot you know You know where it’s hot? In the desert there it is hot. But not in a dessert.. most of the time a dessert is cold, but a desert isn’t. I assure you, It’s a fact that the desert is hot, but only during day time not in the night because then you can freeze your ass off or something. Can I curse here? If that’s not the case, than I mean that you can freeze you a** off. Oh fuck it, everyone here knows how to curse and swear I think, but I wasn’t talking about that.. No I was talking about the desert.. Where it can be yellow, but not as yellow as this text. No it’s more brownish yellow there you know. It’s a place where cowboys ride their horses and girls. Not now, but in the earlier days when mobile phones didn’t excist.. Yes it’s true, I was a shocked as you were.. There is time in the past when there were no mobile phones! Can you believe it? I sure as hell don’t. Back to the story.. the time when cowboys excisted (you know.. the time when the first game saw daylight.. a game like pong you know. Must’ve been very boring, playing pong all day. but then again.. it was when cowboys excisted so it’s kinda explainable why they shot and hung everyone) and girls where not emancipated and had to do the laundry and stuff… But I’m dwelling on..

To make a long story short:
Somewhere in the desert, three cowboys are facing each other
Ready to shoot
Only one can survive……..